Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

[Aba Incieni]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

Jesus is G-D.

You mean the guy who does the landscaping is god?

Black people do my landscaping. Why so racist against latinos?

 

[Roudy]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."

Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?

 

[Pogo]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

He's gonna have to go, "Well just so you understand, I have no idea what you're even talking about --- did she bouncy-bouncy me or what? Because I know nothing about Stephanie Clifford of Baton Rouge Louiisiana, porn actress and director. Nothing. Believe me."

(Wagging finger at camera) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mz. Daniels..."

You must have a big screen. On most screens them fingers are too small to show up.

 

[Pogo]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

Jesus is G-D.

But can he hit the curveball?

 

[Pogo]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."

"I will be the most innocent president that god every created. Many people are saying that. I have the most innocents since Reagan. I got the most innocents in the first year since Harry Truman. But he had a nuke. We're gonna look at that. Believe me."

 

[jknowgood]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Like ole Jesse did while consoling Clinton? That's where you got the idea, right?

 

[deanrd]

Maybe the Dems will call her Saint Stormy. LOL.

Maybe Fundagelical will call her, "I want some of that"?

 

[Roudy]

Maybe the Dems will call her Saint Stormy. LOL.

Maybe Fundagelical will call her, "I want some of that"?

Maybe Libtard pervs will call her "freedom fighter".

 

[Aba Incieni]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

He's gonna have to go, "Well just so you understand, I have no idea what you're even talking about --- did she bouncy-bouncy me or what? Because I know nothing about Stephanie Clifford of Baton Rouge Louiisiana, porn actress and director. Nothing. Believe me."

(Wagging finger at camera) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mz. Daniels..."

You must have a big screen. On most screens them fingers are too small to show up.

They're all the rage. They're flat and in color. HD, even.

 

[Aba Incieni]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

Jesus is G-D.

But can he hit the curveball?

He does your landscaping? That explains the junky yard.

 

[sparky]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

~S~

 

[Witchit]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."

Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?

And if you have to change the subject, you are admitting that your point is indefensible.

 

[Roudy]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."

Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?

And if you have to change the subject, you are admitting that your point is indefensible.

Oh, so when the script applies more to a democratic president, it's the "you changed subject" hissyfit whine.

 

[Witchit]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."

Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?

And if you have to change the subject, you are admitting that your point is indefensible.

Oh, so when the script applies more to a democratic president, it's the "you changed subject" hissyfit whine.

You changed the subject.

 

[rightwinger]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Wonder if he will tell the truth?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

This is from msn which means there is only a slight chance that evangelicals will find a 12 year old one night stand relevant.

 

[Roudy]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."

Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?

And if you have to change the subject, you are admitting that your point is indefensible.

Oh, so when the script applies more to a democratic president, it's the "you changed subject" hissyfit whine.

You changed the subject.

Saying that the following pretend conversation:

"Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself."

...applies best to Clintoon, is not changing the subject, it is spot on.

 

[Witchit]

Nope.

 

[Pogo]

This is from msn which means there is only a slight chance that evangelicals will find a 12 year old one night stand relevant.

A 12 year old huh?

Would this be the girl on the escalator? The one he told he'd be 'dating' in a few years? And does Roy Moore know about this?

 

[Pogo]

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

Jesus is G-D.

But can he hit the curveball?

He does your landscaping? That explains the junky yard.

I know, right? I keep telling him he's not gonna get that grass cut with a baseball bat unless he carves it into a blade.