Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

[deanrd]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Sounds fake.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Why? Are they suddenly going to try to earn back the shame and dignity they surrendered by endorsing him? Trump will have there votes again in 2020. Remember, he could shoot and murder someone in the middle of 5th avenue, and evangelicals would still vote for him.

 

[Mousterian]

Naah, they're just trying to get her number...

 

[IsaacNewton]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

 

[Roudy]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Maybe they want a piece of the action?

 

[BULLDOG]

They are trying to find some way to continue supporting Trump without admitting they are hypocrites. No luck so far.

 

[bodecea]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They want her number.

 

[Roudy]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

 

[bodecea]

Naah, they're just trying to get her number...

Jinx!!!!

 

[bodecea]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

 

[Roudy]

Maybe the Dems will call her Saint Stormy. LOL.

 

[Pogo]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

And lo, Jesus said unto Mary, suffer a hundred and thirty thousand denari to come unto thee, no pun intended, for mine is the kingdom of election, just keep David Dennison on the QT, nomsayin'? Believe me, amen.

 

[Roudy]

On the bright side, it's good that the Dems keep themselves preoccupied with this meaningless bullshit and gossip that no one cares about, while Trump chugs along.

 

[Pogo]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

He's gonna have to go, "Well just so you understand, I have no idea what you're even talking about --- did she bouncy-bouncy me or what? Because I know nothing about Stephanie Clifford of Baton Rouge Louiisiana, porn actress and director. Nothing. Believe me."

 

[Aba Incieni]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

Jesus is G-D.

 

[Aba Incieni]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

He's gonna have to go, "Well just so you understand, I have no idea what you're even talking about --- did she bouncy-bouncy me or what? Because I know nothing about Stephanie Clifford of Baton Rouge Louiisiana, porn actress and director. Nothing. Believe me."

(Wagging finger at camera) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mz. Daniels..."

 

[Astrostar]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."

 

[bodecea]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.

Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.

Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.

The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.

Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]

Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]

Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.

or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels


I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!

Jesus is G-D.

You mean the guy who does the landscaping is god?

 

[bodecea]

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Evangelical leaders planning sit-down with Trump over Stormy Daniels

Sounds hot!

Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."