England

[luiza]

Barnsley? Anything below Lancaster is shit, and down the East coast from, and including, the Geordies.

Do not misunderstand.
Obviously we try not to have to mix with low class Munchers , but we help the less well off northeners whenever possible .
We realise God can be cruel when he puts people in deprived areas of poverty and achievement .
Which is why we always give our old clothes to the Salvation Army .

 

[JGalt]

Worse in the north .
Keep it quiet but I was born in Barnsley and both my Univerities were in the north .
Then when I started with Procter and Gamble it got worse --- Newcastle ,near the North Pole .

You made soap and toothpaste?

 

[JGalt]

Jellied Eels are an Elite delicacy .

Lots of lemon juice , with top quality brown seeded bread with Olives , covered in rich salted Garlic Butter and sourced from happy British Moo Munchers .

We win wars on that scrumptious dish

Don't try to fib to me. I happen to know that all you Brits eat these days is curried dishes and halal foods.

 

[luiza]

Don't try to fib to me. I happen to know that all you Brits eat these days is curried dishes and halal foods.

Have not eaten a curry in 20 years as I have an acid metabolism and have never eaten Halal in my life -- prefer Pork to chicken and top beef now costs big money .

Am prepared to try Halal if the Association of Cheeky Chappies invite me to be a special Celebrity Member of their community and a British Representative of the Allahu Akbars .
See below for our delightful and catchy number that we hum when sitting on the toilet.
Please join in -- A Flat Minor is a good key .

Ar-rahmaan ur-raheem

Sami‘ ul-baseer
Hakeem ul-‘aleem
Ya hayy ul-qayyoom

Ya kareem o ya ghaffaar o raheem o ‘azeem o sari‘ ur-raza
Us pih hi raazi rahoon jo kiya tu ne mujh ko ‘ata
Yih jo nadaamat ki maala hai mere gale men paṛi
Tasbeeh is ko bana de ilaahi
Tasbeeh is ko bana de ilaahi
Tasbeeh is ko bana de ilaahi
Allaahumma inni as'aluka birahmatika
Ya z'ul-jalaal
Apne kiye pih jhukaaye hoon sar, dil men ranj o malaal
Tu jo sune nah sunaaoon ga kis ko yih faryaad main

Tu hi sami‘ ul-baseer ul-mujeeb
Tu hi sami‘ ul-baseer ul-mujeeb
Tu hi sami‘ ul-baseer ul-mujeeb

Rabb-i azaan-i bilaali bhi tu
Arham bhi tu aur jalaali bhi tu
Kun fayakun ka bhi khaaliq hai tu
Tu rabb-i mustafa
Allaahu Akbar
Tu rabb-i murtaza
Allaahu Akbar
Rabb-i siraat-i mustaqeem
Allaahu Akbar
Tu rabb-i kaa‘bah
Allaah, Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Punished for their Evil Deeds

 

[Ringo]

 

[pal]

Education wasn't done. I dropped out. English training was mortal.