England Runs Out Of Hot Air Needs To Cancel Christmas

[toobfreak]

Well not quite. But apparently the UK has a real shortage of CO2 needed for meat processing, the bloviating English having run out--- sucked their supplies all dry trying to offset the damp, muggy weather borrowed from the opportunistic Gulf Stream, and now there is a very real possibility this could impact their Christmas season!

A shortage of CO2 gas in the UK could cause Christmas to be 'canceled,' warns industry boss

The gas is used to slaughter farm animals by making them lose consciousness. It is also used to package meat products to extend shelf life.

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No Steak and Kidney Pie, Faggots, Bangers and Mash or Beef Wellington this year!

17 Best Meat Dishes in England

List includes: Beef Wellington, Roast beef, Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce, Shepherd's pie, Pie and Mash.

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[Calypso Jones]

wow...they don't give up do they.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

The English eat like prisoners.

 

[Road Runner]

Well not quite. But apparently the UK has a real shortage of CO2 needed for meat processing, the bloviating English having run out--- sucked their supplies all dry trying to offset the damp, muggy weather borrowed from the opportunistic Gulf Stream, and now there is a very real possibility this could impact their Christmas season!

A shortage of CO2 gas in the UK could cause Christmas to be 'canceled,' warns industry boss

The gas is used to slaughter farm animals by making them lose consciousness. It is also used to package meat products to extend shelf life.

news.yahoo.com

No Steak and Kidney Pie, Faggots, Bangers and Mash or Beef Wellington this year!

17 Best Meat Dishes in England

List includes: Beef Wellington, Roast beef, Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce, Shepherd's pie, Pie and Mash.

www.tasteatlas.com

The saddest part is you could have a Christmas dinner with a frozen dinner. I know that it's basically sarcasm you're using, but sad that a lot of people really do feel like you can actually ruin Christmas with something as petty as this.

 

[toobfreak]

The saddest part is you could have a Christmas dinner with a frozen dinner. I know that it's basically sarcasm you're using, but sad that a lot of people really do feel like you can actually ruin Christmas with something as petty as this.

I once had a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich for my Christmas dinner and was glad to have it.

 

[Crepitus]

Well not quite. But apparently the UK has a real shortage of CO2 needed for meat processing, the bloviating English having run out--- sucked their supplies all dry trying to offset the damp, muggy weather borrowed from the opportunistic Gulf Stream, and now there is a very real possibility this could impact their Christmas season!

A shortage of CO2 gas in the UK could cause Christmas to be 'canceled,' warns industry boss

The gas is used to slaughter farm animals by making them lose consciousness. It is also used to package meat products to extend shelf life.

news.yahoo.com

No Steak and Kidney Pie, Faggots, Bangers and Mash or Beef Wellington this year!

17 Best Meat Dishes in England

List includes: Beef Wellington, Roast beef, Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce, Shepherd's pie, Pie and Mash.

www.tasteatlas.com

Boris is in charge. They can't possibly run out of hot air.

 

[Road Runner]

I once had a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich for my Christmas dinner and was glad to have it.

Exactly because that's what Christmas should be about. Being thankful for what you have instead of complaining about what you don't.

 

[night_son]

The saddest part is you could have a Christmas dinner with a frozen dinner. I know that it's basically sarcasm you're using, but sad that a lot of people really do feel like you can actually ruin Christmas with something as petty as this.

In the eyes, heart and mind of a real Christian Christmas can never be cancelled or ruined. One cannot cancel a birthday. Sol Invictus!

 

[Road Runner]

In the eyes, heart and mind of a real Christian Christmas can never be cancelled or ruined. One cannot cancel a birthday. Sol Invictus!

I know, but this isn't in the religious section so I was trying to cover everybody as not everybody here is a Christian. Christian or not though it's also about family and friends and being thankful for things that you have instead of whining and complaining about things you don't.

 

[Mac-7]

Boris is in charge. They can't possibly run out of hot air.

That and they should have gathered some from pelosi while she was there

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Now that the tories have made us a third world country we are grateful that we get Christmas day off work.

 

[Mindful]

The English eat like prisoners.

Do they?

 

[Mindful]

Boris is in charge. They can't possibly run out of hot air.

They’ve got Tommy to do it for them.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Do they?

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No white gravy?

Feckin proles.

Assholes probably have tea with it too.

 

[Mindful]

No white gravy?

Feckin proles.

Assholes probably have tea with it too.

White gravy is sauce.

Heathen!

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

White gravy is sauce.

Heathen!

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That's gravy I'm talking about...you don't make "thhhhauth" with bacon drippings.

No Scrapple either?...slaves.

 

[Mindful]

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That's gravy I'm talking about...you don't make "thhhhauth" with bacon drippings.

No Scrapple either?...slaves.

I’ve never heard of white gravy. Is that the concoction you drizzle over grits?

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

I’ve never heard of white gravy. Is that the concoction you drizzle over grits?

Never heard of white gravy?...the THOUGHT!

You have not lived woman.

It's a southern thing, and though I am not southern I have lived in the south, and it is addicting.

You can't eat it all the time or you will look like the Michelin man, as most of the south does, but it is tasty stuff.

 

[Blues Man]

Yeah nothing says Christmas like sending millions of animals to the gas chambers

 

[Ringel05]

Never heard of white gravy?...the THOUGHT!

You have not lived woman.

It's a southern thing, and though I am not southern I have lived in the south, and it is addicting.

You can't eat it all the time or you will look like the Michelin man, as most of the south does, but it is tasty stuff.

In the south gravy is either a food group or a beverage..........