Elizabeth Holmes looking for investors in a new company. No really.

[MarathonMike]

This has to be one of the all time "RU F*KN KIDDING ME" headlines in recent memory. Elizabeth Holmes should be doing time in a cell next to Bernie Madoff but because she is female, blond and somewhat cute she got off with a wrist slap. Now she's looking for the dumbest investors on the planet to invest with her again.

Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes is reportedly seeking Silicon Valley investors for a new company