"drug" problem

[dilloduck]

>> I too Had a Drug Problem
>>
>>
>>The other day, someone at a store in a small Midwestern town read that a
>>methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farm house in the adjoining
>>county and he asked me a rhetorical question, "Why didn't we have a drug
>>problem when you and I were growing up?
>>
>>It just so happened that I had saved something that had been sent to me a
>>few weeks ago. So, I printed off a copy and took it to him the next day.
>>I smiled when I handed it to him and said, "I did have a drug problem
>>when I wuz a kid growing up on the farm in southeast Missouri or North
>>Dakota or Nebraska or Kansas." Here's what the sheet said:
>>
>>I had a drug problem when I was young:
>> - I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
>> - I was drug to church for wedding and funerals.
>> - I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the
>>weather.
>> - I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and
>>teachers.
>> - I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told
>> a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect,
>>spoke
>> ill of the teacher or the preacher. Or if I didn't put forth my best
>>effort in
>> everything that was asked of me.
>> - I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and
>> cockleburs out of dad's soybean fields.
>>
>>Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in
>>everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack
>>or heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America
>> might be a
>>better place today.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>He who plants kindness gathers love.
>The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
>

 

[Mr. P]

Now that's a drug I like!

 

[Trinity]

>> I too Had a Drug Problem
>>
>>
>>The other day, someone at a store in a small Midwestern town read that a
>>methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farm house in the adjoining
>>county and he asked me a rhetorical question, "Why didn't we have a drug
>>problem when you and I were growing up?
>>
>>It just so happened that I had saved something that had been sent to me a
>>few weeks ago. So, I printed off a copy and took it to him the next day.
>>I smiled when I handed it to him and said, "I did have a drug problem
>>when I wuz a kid growing up on the farm in southeast Missouri or North
>>Dakota or Nebraska or Kansas." Here's what the sheet said:
>>
>>I had a drug problem when I was young:
>> - I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
>> - I was drug to church for wedding and funerals.
>> - I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the
>>weather.
>> - I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and
>>teachers.
>> - I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told
>> a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect,
>>spoke
>> ill of the teacher or the preacher. Or if I didn't put forth my best
>>effort in
>> everything that was asked of me.
>> - I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and
>> cockleburs out of dad's soybean fields.
>>
>>Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in
>>everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack
>>or heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America
>> might be a
>>better place today.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>He who plants kindness gathers love.
>The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
>

Gee, I guess both my boy's have a drug problem!