Dr Ronny Jackson writes note saying Trump is too sick to talk to Mueller

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Amid reports that Donald Trump might soon be summoned to appear before Robert Mueller, the White House doctor wrote a note on Wednesday indicating that Trump was too sick to talk to the special counsel.

“Donald Trump is not well,” Dr. Ronny Jackson wrote.

The doctor’s note offered a laundry list of ailments afflicting Trump, including flu-like symptoms, upset stomach, headaches, dizziness, confusion, and what Jackson called a “wartime foot injury that appears to be acting up.”

Jackson acknowledged in the note that his current assessment of Trump’s health was at odds with the robust picture he painted last week, but added, “Every patient is entitled to a second opinion, and this is mine.”

Minutes after the White House doctor issued his note, the special counsel responded by indicating that if Trump is too ill to come to Mueller’s office, then Mueller would be “more than happy” to interrogate Trump at his sickbed.

The White House doctor, however, quickly rebuffed this offer. “The strain of being under oath and giving truthful answers could kill him,” the doctor said.​

White House Doctor Writes Note Saying Trump Too Sick to Talk to Mueller

 

[bodecea]

You mean Dr Ronnie Jackson, don't you?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

It doesn't matter since its not true.

 

[DrLove]

It doesn't matter since its not true.

It's satire Tipsy - You wouldn't understand

 

[bodecea]

It doesn't matter since its not true.

Ah...that Political Satire a dead giveaway, is it?

 

[DrLove]

It doesn't matter since its not true.

Ah...that Political Satire a dead giveaway, is it?

Tips will find conspiracy theory posts by Easy, PredFan an The Original Tree more to her liking.

 

[edthecynic]

It doesn't matter since its not true.

It's satire Tipsy - You wouldn't understand

The Right are so full of hate that they have no sense of humor at all!