This isn't funny anymore.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.
Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.
“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.
The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”
But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”
Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.
Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings
Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.
Then start questioning the competence of your leaders..specifically, the guy at the top. Do you really think the reality game show host is fit to lead this country?
We can debate Pence's religious leanings but he's a politician. He knows what government is supposed to do. He'd be a marked improvement over the absolute abortion that sits in the chair now.
When did you get elected?
I didn't. Just emoting common sense. Something that is sorely lacking on the right hand side of the aisle over the last 25 years or so.
It is readily apparent that you are an example of an abortion that somehow survived.
Could be. You never know..but..better an abortion than a mindless, Trump loving, alt-right serving, People's Temple dweller.
I'll be a mass of oozing goo..but you'll be a servant to the alt-right on your knees...(Is that you John Wayne, is this me??).