Dr Fauci reports that alcohol may help people survive Trump's virus briefings!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Trump's briefings should not be carried live, without real time fact checking that is displayed across the bottom of the screen.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

Holy Dogshit!! and I thought I was going to have to go down the whole steers and queers road...

 

[DrLove]

Trump's briefings should not be carried live, without real time fact checking that is displayed across the bottom of the screen.

Agreed - Maddow is right. Everyone should stop airing Dithering Donnie's Daily Disinformation Dump.

Rachel Maddow: If Trump Can’t Stop Lying, Stop Broadcasting His Lies

 

[sparky]

I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

~S~

 

[Frankeneinstein]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.

It's called, "bottom of the swamp" remedies...but its actually more celebration than cure

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

~S~

With apologies to George..."One bourbon, one scotch, one beer".

 

[Meathead]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

What rock have you been living under? It hasn't been funny for going on two months now. Step up. Cast aside the Orange Roughy and forsake your alt-right gods....eh...nevermind. DRINK!!

 

[BULLDOG]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

Trump's lies can be funny, but mostly they are just pathetic. I wish that orange prick would just stop too.

 

[bluzman61]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

OK, THIS is funny. Thanks for the post.

 

[Likkmee]

You also need some healthy food

 

[Mac-7]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

I note that CBS and NBC are fighting back by airing ny gov coumo’s press conference without commercial interruption

libs must be worried that trump is getting too much attention while they are reduced to the status of potted plants with a bad attitude

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

Then start questioning the competence of your leaders..specifically, the guy at the top. Do you really think the reality game show host is fit to lead this country?
We can debate Pence's religious leanings but he's a politician. He knows what government is supposed to do. He'd be a marked improvement over the absolute abortion that sits in the chair now.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

You also need some healthy food
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Awwright....stock bar. Time to get creative. Redneck rampage of booze. After one or two drinks..it all tastes the same.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

Then start questioning the competence of your leaders..specifically, the guy at the top. Do you really think the reality game show host is fit to lead this country?
We can debate Pence's religious leanings but he's a politician. He knows what government is supposed to do. He'd be a marked improvement over the absolute abortion that sits in the chair now.

When did you get elected?

 

[Rambunctious]

Agreed - Maddow is right. Everyone should stop airing Dithering Donnie's Daily Disinformation Dump.

If you can't beat him and top his awesome leadership I guess all you can do is to try and hide him from the people.....

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

Then start questioning the competence of your leaders..specifically, the guy at the top. Do you really think the reality game show host is fit to lead this country?
We can debate Pence's religious leanings but he's a politician. He knows what government is supposed to do. He'd be a marked improvement over the absolute abortion that sits in the chair now.

When did you get elected?

I didn't. Just emoting common sense. Something that is sorely lacking on the right hand side of the aisle over the last 25 years or so.

 

[Meathead]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

Then start questioning the competence of your leaders..specifically, the guy at the top. Do you really think the reality game show host is fit to lead this country?
We can debate Pence's religious leanings but he's a politician. He knows what government is supposed to do. He'd be a marked improvement over the absolute abortion that sits in the chair now.

OFFS, STFU!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “promising development,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Sunday that alcohol may help people survive the most severe effects of coronavirus briefings.

Noting that millions of Americans have been exposed to the daily briefings of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Fauci said that he had voluntarily submitted to a preliminary trial of the alcohol-based therapy.

“What we have found is that a single dosage before the briefing and as much as a double dosage after the briefing do much to alleviate the most acute suffering,” Fauci said.

The esteemed virologist said that if Americans are able to administer additional doses during the briefings, “Consider yourself lucky.”

But, even as Fauci hailed the benefits of the new treatment, he sounded a note of caution. “The effect of this medication is temporary,” he said. “Sadly.”

Fauci’s findings are in line with anecdotal reports indicating that Americans have been alleviating symptoms in a similar manner since November, 2016.​

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings

This isn't funny anymore.

Stop being a prick, for the love of God, or whatever the hell you cherish.

Then start questioning the competence of your leaders..specifically, the guy at the top. Do you really think the reality game show host is fit to lead this country?
We can debate Pence's religious leanings but he's a politician. He knows what government is supposed to do. He'd be a marked improvement over the absolute abortion that sits in the chair now.

When did you get elected?

I didn't. Just emoting common sense. Something that is sorely lacking on the right hand side of the aisle over the last 25 years or so.

It is readily apparent that you are an example of an abortion that somehow survived.