Don’t Screw With Us Vikings

[Weatherman2020]

Victim uses battle axe to fend off home invader

“There was a bloody mess everywhere. . . . Police K-9s followed the trail of blood to apprehend the suspect.”

 

[sparky]

what's in your wallet?

~S~

 

[Ringel05]

Victim uses battle axe to fend off home invader

“There was a bloody mess everywhere. . . . Police K-9s followed the trail of blood to apprehend the suspect.”

He was axing for it......... Yeah I know, really bad pun......

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Alex Lavell Rawls Mugshot 160739688 - Alex Lavell Rawls Arrest - Kalamazoo County, MI

Here is the ******.

 

[JGalt]

How unglorious is it to get hacked to pieces while trying to invade someone's house? I'd rather be shot.

 

[Oddball]

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

That's gotta hurt.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I saw a Celtic Falcata sword. That thing could cause some serious grief to someone

 

[blastoff]

Alex Lavell Rawls Mugshot 160739688 - Alex Lavell Rawls Arrest - Kalamazoo County, MI

Here is the ******.

What are the odds more than one guy in a police lineup is gonna be sporting a diamond eye tat?

I can hear Casablanca’s Capt. Renault now, “Round up all the usual suspects with diamond eye tattoos!”

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Alex Lavell Rawls Mugshot 160739688 - Alex Lavell Rawls Arrest - Kalamazoo County, MI

Here is the ******.

What are the odds more than one guy in a police lineup is gonna be sporting a diamond eye tat?

I can hear Casablanca’s Capt. Renault now, “Round up all the usual suspects with diamond eye tattoos!”

I think that was his attempt at the All Seeing Eye...illuminati pyramid.

 

[ColonelAngus]

They certainly messed up the Cowboys last night.