donald trump jokes

[Stann]

How does donald trump change a light bulb ? He holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

[Captain Caveman]

How does donald trump change a light bulb ? He holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb?He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Zero out of 10 for effort.

 

[Harry Dresden]

you said jokes....were are the others?.....

 

[bodecea]

you said jokes....were are the others?.....

"were".....a joke.

 

[Harry Dresden]

"were".....a joke.

are we supposed to laugh?.....was trump involved?....

 

[Jim H - VA USA]

Here's my list of suggestions for Trump's Secret Service Code Name for the next time he is POTUS...

Grand Dragon
Bricklayer
Grinch
Beaver Hunter
First Juan
Therapist
Molester-in-Chief
ISIS Slayer
ChynaMan
Big Cheese
Rogaine
Mr. Humble
The Pope
Hombre
Agent Orange
Handyman
#1 Putin Fan
Orangutan
Hugh Bigly

(The real one was reportedly "Mogul")

Here are some suggestions for Biden:

1%-er
Quid pro Joe
Sniffer in chief
Mr. Tough Guy
Skinny Dipper
Creepy Uncle
Nuzzler
Duh Fuhrer
Einstein


(Real one for Biden is "Celtic" and for Kamala it's "Pioneer.")

 

[Stann]

you said jokes....were are the others?.....

You're supposed to add yours, that's how these things work I heard a couple of the rooms what happens when you take a joke too far ? donald trump gets elected president of the United States. Also; trump is like a diaper. Self-absorbed and full of shit.

 

[Stann]

Trump always overdoes everything, like following his father's advice to the extreme when he said, " Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating. "