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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is in critical condition tonight after choking on his own bullshit during a speech in Texas.
The billionaire real-estate developer was giving a speech in front of 20,000 supporters at the William T. Anderson memorial coliseum ahead of the state’s primary on Super Tuesday.
When he reached the part of his stump speech where he promises the crowd that Mexico will pay for a border wall - the bullshit spewing from his mouth fell back into his throat, pinched off his trachea and obstructed his breathing.
Trump collapsed on the stage and was rushed to Johnson Medical Center where doctors performed an emergency stercoronomy.
Donald Trump In Critical Conditon After Choking on Own Bullshit
The billionaire real-estate developer was giving a speech in front of 20,000 supporters at the William T. Anderson memorial coliseum ahead of the state’s primary on Super Tuesday.
When he reached the part of his stump speech where he promises the crowd that Mexico will pay for a border wall - the bullshit spewing from his mouth fell back into his throat, pinched off his trachea and obstructed his breathing.
Trump collapsed on the stage and was rushed to Johnson Medical Center where doctors performed an emergency stercoronomy.
Donald Trump In Critical Conditon After Choking on Own Bullshit