Does everyone remember their very first job?

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I was a waitress in a diner on New Montgomery Street in San Francisco. It was owned by two lesbians. I was told when I got married that would be my last day.

Wow! So the Alphabet Mafia really always have been very tolerant!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Wow! So the Alphabet Mafia really always have been very tolerant!

They kept their word. I got married and got fired. It was something they could not tolerate.

 

[Canon Shooter]

Not counting a paper route?

I worked in a Carvel ice cream parlor on Long Island...