the left always has,and always will be pussies!!
I'm on the left and there's only been one person who's ever called me a ***** to my face, which was my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend when she was out with my basketball buddy, behind my back. I told him not to fish in my pond, but he didn't listen.
I found her in an alley sitting in the back of my truck and walked up to her and said,
"Where the **** is he?". She goes,
"I don't know!" and as I'm starting to turn around, she continue's,
"....you fuckin' *****!" So I turned around and smacked her in the back, with my baseball bat. I swear, her eyes just about popped out of her head! Then I hear him behind me going,
"Oh yeah, well I'm right here!" and he picks up this chair. At that point, I gave him my best Babe Ruth across his arms and broke both his wrists in one swing.
When I told my other friend about the incident, he goes,
"You broke'em both?" I go,
"That's what they told me". And he replys,
"That means he can't wipe his own ass!"
Don't ever live with a crack whore!
