The way I see it, I give too much money to New York State as it is. The odds of winning are less than those of being eaten by a dinosaur. The sad thing is that the people I always see playing these meaningless games are old people and people who are obviously poor or lower class, the very people who shouldn't be thowing their money away on such things.
But.... if anyone on the board wants to spend their money foolishly, just send the money to me and I'll put it to good use! I'll give you a few choices
1. The Karl Marx Lawn Fund --- here's you chance to battle crabgrass! Be part of the effort to wipe out this scourge of suburbia!
2. The Karl Marx New Furnace Fund ---- here's your chance to make the world a better place by helping me pay for an energy efficient furnace!
3. The Karl Marx Kids College Fund --- help my kids go to college, drink heavily, party a lot (just like the rest of us who went to college did!) and occassionally attend class.
4. Our Lady of the Lava Lamp ---- for a small donation, I will light my lava lamp on behalf of your loved ones (dead or alive). Hurry! Time slots are filling up!
