do you ever..

[xotoxi]

Generally when I lift one of my buttcheeks off the chair, it is followed by a loud fart-like sound that eminates from my anal region.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

article you made my drink come out my nose

 

[Luissa]

you are a bag Article? are you made out of wool?

Nope.

Hemp.

 

[xotoxi]

I make a very subtle breathing sound when I am breathing.

 

[Luissa]

I have had custody of my 2 year old grand child since she was born, and yes I make sound effects more now. LOL!

sound effects are very important when you have a two year old. I have gotten very good at making truck noises.

 

[Luissa]

I make a very subtle breathing sound when I am breathing.

what about when you are not?

 

[xotoxi]

I make a very subtle breathing sound when I am breathing.

what about when you are not?

I turn blue. Then I make a passing out sound.

 

[Luissa]

I make a very subtle breathing sound when I am breathing.

what about when you are not?

I turn blue. Then I make a passing out sound.

I bet blue would look good on you.

 

[Luissa]

you are a bag Article? are you made out of wool?

Nope.

Hemp.

why do I think shit like this is funny?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iyHSqiT1Vo&feature=related]YouTube - alvin and the chipmunks "becuz i got high"[/ame]

 

[AllieBaba]

Because you are insane.

I talk to myself all the time. Every state worker who has to share cubicle space, no matter how large, has to learn to deal with it....

I was working with a veterans' service officer...now I deal with a child welfare worker....both have been transformed so they tune out my "talking to myself" mode.

 

[AllieBaba]

I'm always like "shift F1...what the fuck is shift f1 in this field? WTF? WTF?"

That's my m.o. Now you all know.

 

[Luissa]

you are insane also!

 

[AllieBaba]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkkM7K6smQA]YouTube - Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight[/ame]

Because I can't find the "what song are you listening to now" thread..

fuck you all who are annoyed by Patsy, fuck chops.

 

[AllieBaba]

And fuck you again:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzq5X-p2C0Y&NR=1]YouTube - Patsy Cline "Crazy"[/ame]

 

[Luissa]

I love patsy!

 

[AllieBaba]

You should!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b35SkJdDGV4]YouTube - Sweet Dreams[/ame]

 

[AllieBaba]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZTk1hdpMs]YouTube - Patsy Cline -- I Fall To Pieces[/ame]

 

[Luissa]

you are lucky I like patsy or I might have been made you derailed my very serious thread! jk

 

[Paulie]

I beatbox with my daughter, she loves it. She actually provided me with a drum pattern once for an instrumental track that I made. Something about how she patterned the kick and snare sounded great for a hip hop beat.

 

[Luissa]

my mom's friend brought this drum back from japan, my son loves it, I hate it!