My God. The irony.
Donald Trump will end the war in Ukraine before he is sworn in.
Ilegal Haitians are eating the cats and dogs in Springdale, Ohio!
The IRS is hiring 87,000 armed agents!
Biden put out a hit on Trump!
Biden accepted a $5 million bribe from China!
Biden accepted a $5 million bribe from Burisma!
The 2020 election was stolen!
The Arizona election was stolen!
The January 6 insurrection was an FBI operation.
A "Ghost Bus" of FBI agents showed up at the Capitol on January 6 and incited the insurrection.
The Democrats laundered money from Ukraine through FTX.
Paul Pelosi was involved in a lover's quarrel with his gay prostitute.
Americans are dropping like flies after taking the Kung Flu vaccine.
The Covid vaccine alters your DNA.
The Covid vaccine makes you magnetic.
Covid is no worse than the flu.
Covid is a hoax.
“Cheese pizza” is Democrat code for child pornography.
Jewish space lasers started the fires in California.
The
9/11 attacks were a US government operation.
The
Parkland school shooting was staged.
Joe Biden had SEAL Team 6 killed.
Hillary Clinton and her aide
Huma Abedin sexually assaulted and murdered a child, drank their blood, cut its face off and wore it as a mask.
Hillary Clinton sold 20 percent of America's uranium to Russia.
As of September 2015, Crooked Hillary had only six months to live.
The Italian defense, security and aerospace company Leonardo SpA used military satellites to change votes for Trump to votes for Biden.
Deceased Venezuelan Marxist Hugo Chavez rigged Dominion voting machines to change Trump votes to Biden votes.
Donald Trump will be reinstated in the White House in August 2021.
The DNC servers are in Ukraine.
5 million illegal Mexicans voted for Hillary in 2016.
Windmill noise causes cancer.
ObaMao is a Muslim. We know this because he attended the
Trinity United Church of Christ for decades and killed more Muslims than any other president, including the Muslim responsible for the greatest attack on America since Pearl Harbor.
President Trump is facing down a shadowy cabal of Democratic pedophiles, including Crooked Hillary, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, John Podesta, and other high-ranking Democrats.
Barack Obama was born in Kenya. We know this because there is zero evidence his mother ever visited there.
Deep State! Deep State!
Jeffrey Epstein was killed by Bill Clinton.
Lyin’ Ted Cruz's dad was complicit in the assassination of JFK.
Deep State! Deep State!
Donald Trump will repeal and replace Obamacare.
Donald Trump will pay off the federal debt in eight years.
Anyone who lies has no credibility. Except Trump.
It is everyone’s job to meekly fall in line with Trump’s claim Saddam never had WMDs, after you spent 12 years claiming Saddam did have WMDs.
Justice Antonin Scalia was suffocated to death.
Muslims in New Jersey were cheering on 9/11.
It’s okay to still vote for Trump if he commits murder on Fifth Avenue. What the hell, he’s broken all the other Commandments thousands of times, what’s one more?
Obummer used a “Muslim prayer curtain” as a backdrop in the East Room for public appearances.
Bill Ayers wrote Obama's memoir...
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Fox News said there was a "stand down order", and there was no stand down order…
The Blaze said a Mexican was stuffing an Arizona ballot box, and that Mexican was
NOT stuffing an Arizona ballot box…
Breitbart said Chuck Hagel met with Friends of Hamas, and there is
no such thing as the Friends of Hamas.
Bill O'Reilly said he was in combat, when he was a thousand miles from combat...
Fox News said the Marines guarding our embassy in Egypt were denied live ammo, and our Marines were
NOT denied live ammo…
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he right wing media hacks said 93 million people will lose their employer health insurance by the end of 2014, and 93 million people have
NOT lost their health insurance…
Laura Ingraham said Obama was going to be impeached within three weeks, and Obama was
NOT impeached…
Fox News said you can print ballots at home in Colorado, and you
CANNOT print ballots at home in Colorado…
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he credulous were told Michelle Obama and Elizabeth Warren had deleted Hillary from their Twitter accounts, and they did NOT delete Hillary from their Twitter accounts…
The rubes were told
Obama demanded to be sworn in on the Koran, and Obama did NOT demand to be sworn in on the Koran…
The credulous were told
Obama banned Christmas cards on Military Bases, and Obama did
NOT ban Christmas cards on military bases…
Fox News reported Obama banned Nativity scenes by Executive Order, and Obama did
NOT ban Nativity scenes…
The credulous were told Obama cut God out of his Thanksgiving addresses every year, and believed it without even…you know…LOOKING to see if that was true, and Obama did
NOT leave God out of any of his Thanksgiving or Christmas messages…
Fox News reported Obama used his own money to keep a Muslim museum open during a government shutdown, and Obama did NOT use his own money to keep a Muslim museum open during the shutdown…
World News Daily reported Obama wears a Muslim ring which says
“There Is No God But Allah”, and Obama does
NOT wear a Muslim ring which says “There Is No God But Allah”…
Fox News reported “far more children died last year drowning in their bath tubs than were accidentally killed by guns”, and far more children died from accidental gun deaths…
Fox News reported the Texas School Board of Education is considering banning references to Christmas and the Constitution, and the Texas School Board of Education is
NOT considering banning references to Christmas and the Constitution…
The credulous bleeved Operation Jade Helm was a joint UN/US government takeover of the American southwest…
The credulous fell for a hoax that said
Obama has banned the Pledge of Allegiance…
The credulous fell for
a hoax about a Bill Clinton rape video…
The credulous fell for
a hoax that Yoko Ono had an affair with Hillary Clinton…
The credulous fell for
a hoax about a postal worker destroying Trump ballots…
The credulous fell for
a hoax that Clinton’s campaign chairman wrote a racist screed that was actually written by a Netherlands nazi…
Donald Trump and millions of his Chumps fell for a hoax that John Podesta wrote something about Benghazi that a Newsweek reporter actually wrote…
The credulous fell for
a hoax the Oregon mass shooter was on a Russian terror watch list which Obama refused to take…
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he credulous fell for a hoax that the Pope said there is no true religion and there is no hell…
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he credulous fell for a hoax about a Hillary body double on 9/11…
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he credulous fell for a hoax video about Democratic primary voting fraud which was actually a video of Russian voting fraud which had been deliberately manipulated…
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he credulous parroted a lie that Obama was trying to get us all killed by Ebola, and that Ebola was going to kill millions of American that year…
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he credulous fell for a hoax about Obama being snubbed for handshakes…
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he credulous fell for the “death panels” hoax…
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he credulous fell for a hoax that 70 Congressional Democrats are members of the Communist party…
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he credulous fell for a hoax that DHS had bought 1.6 billion rounds of ammo…
