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[froggy]

What female mosquitoes have in common with women, there always out for blood.

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[editec]

As long as we're playing the womanhaters' game?

Q:What the difference between a vulture and a woman?

A: A vulture waits until you're dead before it eats your heart out.

And one for the girls...

Q: Why are men like parking spaces?

A: Because they're all either taken or handicapped.

 

[George Costanza]

And continuing in that vein . . .

Difference between pigs and men? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

 

[George Costanza]

OK. OK . . .

The difference between Branson, MO and Jurassic Park?

One is a theme park for dinosauers. The other is a movie.

(Think about it.)