Did this site get taken over by new owners?

Sold!!!!!

Hi everyone! I'm the new owner!

First things first.... all the mods are fired!!!!

Let's go have a drink and get back to running this place...
 
OK, I'm back! And I have some new ideas! We gotta sell some stuff to promote us, like hats and shirts and stuff!

First, I'm going to give Moonglow total control over pants half off sales.
 
We need tight women's t-shirts that say, "USM if you Goddem", and that's going to Meriwether to promote religion across the world.
 
We also need to recognize our puppet friends, because there are so many. And for that I appoint Grumblenuts! He will do a great job! Congrats Grumblenuts!
 
Deciding who should promote USM gear is a truly hard shell to crack. So therefore it can only be... Turtlesoup! Woohoo!
 
And me? I'm in charge of the hats! I have the best hats in the world!
 
Shite, but I'm already in charge of everything else. I have to give the hats up...

I think Crusader Frank can do a good thing with the hats! I love em!!! Do it Frank!!!
 
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Does anyone want to apply for the underwear job?

I mean, I can't do it. I would break it.
 
It's nice being in charge. But it's kinda boring when nobody's here.
 
Shut up, stupid.
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