Shee-it! Why wait fer facts? Letz make sum shit up and call it good! Letz go on and on fer hours until we bleev our own bullshit!
And then iffen the mad bomber turns out ta be sump'n diffrint, we kin just call dat FAKE NEWS!
Dat's how this shit works, folks. Keep it reeeeeeeeeeel!
I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Just in the past month:
- A woman's accusations against the Republican darling's Supreme Court nomination are leaked just prior to his confirmation. The accusations are blamed on the Democrats as a manufactured lie.
- A caravan of Hondurans heads for the US seeking amnesty. The crisis in Central America has been brewing for years and the caravans are annual events, but this caravan is blamed on the Democrats as a manufactured crisis.
- An unknown person mails bombs to some of the country's best known Democrats. This is blamed on the Democrats as a false flag to garner sympathy.
Global warming would be next, except the right wingers don't believe in it.