Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People

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Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People​

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NEW YORK, NY — Democratic Party strategists were thrilled this week after they stumbled upon an innovative new strategy of winning elections by promising free stuff to stupid people.
According to Democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, the bold new strategy of showing idiots with promises of free stuff could be "a total game-changer" for the party.
"Hear me out, guys — what if we just tried promising uninformed, ignorant people that we'll give them free stuff if they vote for us?" Mandami reportedly asked at a campaign brainstorming meeting. "Why haven't we tried this before? Come on, people. Get your stuff together and let's start overpromising free handouts to all the morons out there — we'll win in a landslide!"
High-level Democrats said that the new campaigning strategy just might end up changing the party's entire approach to politics.
"This is really fantastic stuff," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Free stuff for stupid people's votes? What a breakthrough! All we have to do is lie about how much stuff we can give away, and those horrible Republicans will never hold office again."
Sources close to the GOP say that Republicans were scrambling to find a suitable response to the new threat.
"We need a plan," Senate Majority Leader John Thune urged his fellow Republicans. "Could we just have Nancy Mace release more inappropriate pictures of herself? Let's get some ideas rolling — midterms are coming up."
At publishing time, Democrats had reportedly discovered a second innovative solution of shipping in millions of illegal immigrants to increase their voter turnout.

Commentary:
Just another towel headed Commie wannabe De Blasio .
If you think that De Blasio screwed up New York City during his eight tenure this guy Mamdani is really reaching out with anti-semitism, gov't groceries, no police and open prostitution..
I don't think that is what the average New Yorker, or Brooklynite wants. Then there's the Jewish community in NYC.
 

Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People​


NEW YORK, NY — Democratic Party strategists were thrilled this week after they stumbled upon an innovative new strategy of winning elections by promising free stuff to stupid people.
According to Democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, the bold new strategy of showing idiots with promises of free stuff could be "a total game-changer" for the party.
"Hear me out, guys — what if we just tried promising uninformed, ignorant people that we'll give them free stuff if they vote for us?" Mandami reportedly asked at a campaign brainstorming meeting. "Why haven't we tried this before? Come on, people. Get your stuff together and let's start overpromising free handouts to all the morons out there — we'll win in a landslide!"
High-level Democrats said that the new campaigning strategy just might end up changing the party's entire approach to politics.
"This is really fantastic stuff," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Free stuff for stupid people's votes? What a breakthrough! All we have to do is lie about how much stuff we can give away, and those horrible Republicans will never hold office again."
Sources close to the GOP say that Republicans were scrambling to find a suitable response to the new threat.
"We need a plan," Senate Majority Leader John Thune urged his fellow Republicans. "Could we just have Nancy Mace release more inappropriate pictures of herself? Let's get some ideas rolling — midterms are coming up."
At publishing time, Democrats had reportedly discovered a second innovative solution of shipping in millions of illegal immigrants to increase their voter turnout.

Commentary:
Just another towel headed Commie wannabe De Blasio .
If you think that De Blasio screwed up New York City during his eight tenure this guy Mamdani is really reaching out with anti-semitism, gov't groceries, no police and open prostitution..
I don't think that is what the average New Yorker, or Brooklynite wants. Then there's the Jewish community in NYC.
When duh blazio was elected that's when I decided to jump on selling everything and figuring out a move


A lot of Jews are gonna flee ... What are the fifty percent on welfare hasidic sects gonna do
Ishkabibble yiddles
They're not all gonna be welcome up in ole Kiryas joel... I forget which sects hate each other with a passion 😆



The good news is they'll be plenty of room for the palestinians the Israelis don't kill

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Uh boy

On election day.Adams will probably just pull it out...
 

Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People​


NEW YORK, NY — Democratic Party strategists were thrilled this week after they stumbled upon an innovative new strategy of winning elections by promising free stuff to stupid people.
According to Democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, the bold new strategy of showing idiots with promises of free stuff could be "a total game-changer" for the party.
"Hear me out, guys — what if we just tried promising uninformed, ignorant people that we'll give them free stuff if they vote for us?" Mandami reportedly asked at a campaign brainstorming meeting. "Why haven't we tried this before? Come on, people. Get your stuff together and let's start overpromising free handouts to all the morons out there — we'll win in a landslide!"
High-level Democrats said that the new campaigning strategy just might end up changing the party's entire approach to politics.
"This is really fantastic stuff," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Free stuff for stupid people's votes? What a breakthrough! All we have to do is lie about how much stuff we can give away, and those horrible Republicans will never hold office again."
Sources close to the GOP say that Republicans were scrambling to find a suitable response to the new threat.
"We need a plan," Senate Majority Leader John Thune urged his fellow Republicans. "Could we just have Nancy Mace release more inappropriate pictures of herself? Let's get some ideas rolling — midterms are coming up."
At publishing time, Democrats had reportedly discovered a second innovative solution of shipping in millions of illegal immigrants to increase their voter turnout.

Commentary:
Just another towel headed Commie wannabe De Blasio .
If you think that De Blasio screwed up New York City during his eight tenure this guy Mamdani is really reaching out with anti-semitism, gov't groceries, no police and open prostitution..
I don't think that is what the average New Yorker, or Brooklynite wants. Then there's the Jewish community in NYC.

It works every time.

DemoKKKrats have the dumbest voters on earth.
 
The free shit is the tip of the iceberg. Democratic socialists want government controlling every goddamned thing. They believe that not only should government be democratic (hopefully we agree on that one), but all the major institutions and functions of society should be subject to majority rule. It's essentially a recipe for a totalitarian state.
 
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