Wow. Did you miss the pun and the razz smiley, or, are you just that sensitive?
lol, no I noticed how clever and cute and good natured it all was right away....
as I said.......
I genuinely was trying to insert a little humor but I guess it was a bad idea since you don't know me. My apologies.
As far as your assertion goes that any logical person would immediately dispense with the Genesis account; you fail to recognize the possibility that someone can be a believer and still deal with the bible in a logical manner. Once (and this I understand isn't possible, given your position) you get past the idea that a Being created all this.... then nothing is impossible when it comes to what that Creator can do. A tree that bears fruit which, when eaten, gives someone new knowledge? Well, that's actually pretty low on the scale of miracles provided in the bible.
Take an honest step outside this discussion and pretend you are a computer programmer (assuming you are not). If you could write a program that creates a virtual universe -- do you think it would then somehow be impossible for you to create a virtual tree that provides knowledge to someone who eats from it? Expand that thought outward. Is there anything you could not accomplish in this reality you have created? Talking snakes and donkeys? No problem. Parting the waters of the Red Sea? Piece o' cake.
The real issue with you comment about “deal
(ing –ed.) with the bible in a logical manner” is that there is nothing at all logical about the Genesis tale. It’s flawed at its inception and if you actually took the time to read it – in context – you would find that your gawds lied throughout the fable. Satan told the truth.
Christian theists have a real hard time with this. They consider all other-believers (atheists included) to be in a state of rebellion to "the truth" -- a truth they themselves ultimately admit has to be embraced purely on a "say-so" basis. Well, that sort theistic "truth" is literally indistinguishable from other theistic "truths" because all religious beliefs have that same impossible qualifier. Belief by faith.
Faith in the accuracy of the holy book(s)
Faith that prophecy was actually events that
truly happened in a given "present" that reflected a fulfillment of what was claimed in a "past" -- as opposed to the simpler process of saying, "Er, yeah, Jesus was born in Bethlehem" -- which goes totally uncorroborated-- but remains accepted as gospel truth nonetheless
Faith that miracles actually occurred (but exist outside validation)
And so on...
On the other side, we have a standard of knowledge and a bevy of evidence that points to a very naturalistic and integrated process by which life could have reached its present level of sophistication. There's a mountain of clues pointing to this, but since it remains silent on whether or not there is a deity involved, it's assumed that the process conflicts with the deity itself.
Well, evolution says nothing about gods, and doesn't pretend to. what it does do is it conflicts with the account of Genesis and therein lies the problem (that theists have. Eviltuionists have no problem with theists until theists try to force theology in science classes. Then there is a fight).
But if one wants to push the issue (and this thread exists as an example of "pushing the issue") -- then theists (Boss,
et al. need to confront the problem of why their gawds would put into place a wrong paradigm (in this case, Genesis), or prove the paradigm (Genesis) is right, with evidence.
If you defend the "wrong info" theory by saying "a Being created all this", then you must address why other cultures didn't have such a conflict with immense timelines, and more or less sophisticated ideas and you're going to have to address why the gods offers no
updates, but prefers there be clashes of ideology to a destructive level. Remember, this is a god who claims to have a vested interest in our
salvation so leaving clear hints as to his veracity is something he'd pretty much have to embrace in order to successfully fulfil his own agenda.
If you defend the literalist position, that means you start by
proving god exists, first and foremost.
Then you need to prove 6 days is an accurate number for the creation itself. Not 6 trillion years, not 6 hours, not 6000 weeks, but 6 days.
And of course you'll have to prove that competing tales are mythology whereas the Genesis account is not.
Every atheist I know-- myself included-- eagerly await a hint of such proofs from any theist, anywhere, any time. After thousands of years, not one has managed to do it.
Which, of course, really isn't that surprising.