Russia sent out a tweet that Putin and Trump discussed:
The Ukraine
Syria
Cyber Crime
Terrorism
All things Trump knows jack sh!t about. I bet it went like this:
Putin: Listen Trump, the Ukraine is in my back yard so stay out of it. Got that?
Trump: Yes sir.
Putin: And leave Syria alone. I have plans for Syria.
Trump: Yes sir.
Putin: Good job on that intelligence thing. Keep discrediting the US intelligence community and your base will believe whatever I tell them.
Trump: They already do sir.
Putin: Good boy (pats Trump on the head)
Trump: (makes that sniffing noise he makes when he's been flattered)
Putin: Oh, and Trump, keep up with the terrorism thing. Keep doing that and you can declare martial law. Then you don't have to worry about those ridiculous elections. If you don't have elections we won't have to hack them.
Trump: I think that's a really good idea.
Putin: Stop right there. I didn't say you could think.
Trump: Yes sir.
Putin: That's better.;
Course we'll never know. Our press wasn't allowed. And the Russian press says what Putin tells them to say. What Republicans want here.
Trump: Mr. Putin President Sir, did you hack America's election?
Putin: No.
Trump: I didn't think so. Thanks for clearing that up.
Putin: That's it? That's all you are going to ask?
Trump: Was there something else I should ask?
Putin: No. That was it.
Putin: deanrd, why are you such a *****?
Deanrd: I'm not a *****.
Putin: You let Trump **** you all day long every day, that makes you a *****.
Deanrd: But Trump didn't really win!
Putin: No wonder I hate to listen to you talk! Here, put this back in your mouth and shut up, dumb *****.