Just another bad movie in a series of "reboots". Follywood has no originality anymore.
-Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer and George Clooney did Batman with no problem.
-Jack Nicholson was perfect for the Joker. The "reboot" Joker's makeup looked like it was done by a 5 year old and he sounds like a Brooklyn drunk with a bad make-up job.
-The "reboot" Batmobile looks like a Transformer stuck halfway through it's transformative process. It looks like something a rich reckless youth would have to rumble up and down the desert or try to climb rocky hills with, not fight crime.
Well, first of all, of the Burton/Schumacher films, the very fact you couldn't get actors to stick with it is an indication of how awful they were. None of the three stooges made Batman interesting as a character. What everyone remembers about that cycle of films is the villians, and usually not in a good way. They got very good actors to play their personas in the ridiculous costumes, and usually it was almost a checklist.
Okay- How I became a Super-Villian- Check.
Putting on the Bat-Suit - Check
Fight with Henchmen - Check.
Villian kills one of his own henchmen- Check.
It's like the first one established the model, and the others were just aping it, badly.
And then they ended it with George Clooney, Kevlar Nipples and Gay Capades on Ice.
