Diuretic
Permanently confused
A LARGE and apparently vicious koala has attacked a small dog in the yard of an Aberfoyle Park home.
Oakridge Rd resident Norm Malley said his small Shitzu-cross was out in his yard early this morning when it was bailed up by a large male koala.
"I heard barking and hissing outside and when I went out there was a really big koala bailing up the dog," he said.
Neither animal was willing to give any ground during the tense stand-off, which Mr Malley likened to "prize fighters in the ring".
"I knew who was going to win and I wasn't really worried about the koala," he said.
"It was about four times the size of my little dog."
The stand-off ended when Mr Malley was able to grab his dog, which was bailed up against the fence, and the koala escaped up a tree.
AdelaideNow... Vicious koala beats up yapper
Southern suburbs of my town.
And
A TWO-year-old girl has been savagely attacked by a wallaby at White Rock in Cairns.
The Cairns Post reports Tamar Hutchins and her daughter Susan were feeding their horses on a property they rent when the wallaby sprang from the bushes and attacked late on Tuesday.
"It had her head in its mouth and was slamming its back legs into her repeatedly," Ms Hutchins said.
"If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have ever believed it."
AdelaideNow... Wallaby mauls girl in surprise attack
That's in Far North (tropical) Queensland.
Neither story reports if the animals had been drinking. Personally I wouldn't be surprised if they had been.