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Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist
for the Miami Herald. On the subject of Colonoscopies................ A
physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
>> 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
>> 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
>> 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
>> 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
>> 5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'
>> 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
>> 7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
>> 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
>> 9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
>> 10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
>> 11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
>> 12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
>>
>> And the best one of all.
>> 13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
>> there?
for the Miami Herald. On the subject of Colonoscopies................ A
physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
>> 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
>> 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
>> 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
>> 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
>> 5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'
>> 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
>> 7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
>> 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
>> 9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
>> 10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
>> 11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
>> 12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
>>
>> And the best one of all.
>> 13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
>> there?
