CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

[longknife]

I’m not going to capsulize. Here’s the whole thing:

U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States.

While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.”

“The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” Jake Tapper said on his news segment The Politics Lead. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in this secret plot to make sure Hillary didn’t make it into the White House and to prop up Donald Trump as the winner.”

The CNN report does not accuse anyone of hacking or rigging the vote, but rather suggests that those colluding with the real estate mogul in the far-reaching scheme may have simply walked into voting booths and cast their vote for Donald Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.

“It’s far more sinister than we thought,” a visibly disturbed Tapper said.

From CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

 

[WillowTree]

He’s off his meds!

 

[night_son]

I’m not going to capsulize. Here’s the whole thing:

U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States.

While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.”

“The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” Jake Tapper said on his news segment The Politics Lead. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in this secret plot to make sure Hillary didn’t make it into the White House and to prop up Donald Trump as the winner.”

The CNN report does not accuse anyone of hacking or rigging the vote, but rather suggests that those colluding with the real estate mogul in the far-reaching scheme may have simply walked into voting booths and cast their vote for Donald Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.

“It’s far more sinister than we thought,” a visibly disturbed Tapper said.

From CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

Oh no, they finally found us out; the millions of us DT voters who nightly conspired by walkie talkie with boy scout flashlights beneath out wool army blankets, and in hushed squelch borne whispers. Could this journalistic work of Pulitzer genius be precursor to CNN calls for indicting or rounding up Candidate Trump voters? CNN . . . you give desperation a bad name.

 

[peach174]

And many don't think Christians can do political satire.
This was funny.

 

[harmonica]

''sinister''' hahahahahhahahahahah

 

[Natural Citizen]

Remember when they were sniffing for chemical weapons?

 

[fncceo]

Makes collusion sound sexy...

 

[JustAnotherNut]

Is that their way of saying Trump won because he was voted into office by the people of the USA???

 

[blastoff]

I’m not going to capsulize. Here’s the whole thing:

U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States.

While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.”

“The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” Jake Tapper said on his news segment The Politics Lead. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in this secret plot to make sure Hillary didn’t make it into the White House and to prop up Donald Trump as the winner.”

The CNN report does not accuse anyone of hacking or rigging the vote, but rather suggests that those colluding with the real estate mogul in the far-reaching scheme may have simply walked into voting booths and cast their vote for Donald Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.

“It’s far more sinister than we thought,” a visibly disturbed Tapper said.

From CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

DAMN IT!!! Who the hell blabbed?