And there won't be squads going door-to-door so you have the opportunity to prepare for them. They'll go seemingly random but really based on their assessment of threat or of their interest. They'll publish how terrible you were and show your arsenal on national TV and even we, here, will be saying to our spouse, "Thank Goodness they go that crazy bad guy before he started shooting".
And you don't think all those multi-million dollar highway signs they put up under the guise of the Amber Alert system is for protecting or recovering missing children, do you? The Amber Alert signs will be flashing your license plate and vehicle description, telling the world that either it's a silver alert or that you kidnapped a child and, again, those of us here will be reporting you in real time, for the chil'ren, or to save the senile old man.