Chuck Norris R.I.P.

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Aww damn.

He didn't really die, he's just now kicking some ass up in Heaven.

So YOU want into the pearly gates????? I don't THINK so!
 
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If you guys ever watched Walker, you'll notice something that you never might have noticed before, once pointed out.

Chuck Norris ALWAYS made sure to NEVER curse on that show. He ALWAYS wanted to present a positive image for kids, even struggling kids in the ghettos. He never gave up on any children, no matter how many times they messed up. He had numerous episodes where he would help a kid get back on his feet, who would succeed at something. He NEVER hit children on his show, and he always had a thoughtful message in each episode. He spoke to people politely, even the guys he was about to beat up, he was always respectful. He also refrained HEAVILY from the use of guns. He'd rather kick your ass, than shoot you. He'd also shoot the gun out of your hand before he'd shoot you.

Just a good honest man. And he was like that off-camera, as well. Lots of people who knew him said you saw Chuck, on camera or off. Same guy. Same respect.
 
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They just reported that Chuck Norris died.

Something I thought would never happen.

If you like, tell you favorite Chuck Norris joke in honor of the passing of a Martial Arts Icon.


Norris was the real deal, that's why Bruce Lee sought him for Way of the Dragon.
 
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1. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face, they are now called giraffes.
2. There is no CONTROL key on Chuck Norris' keyboard; Chuck Norris is in Control
3. Chuck Norris makes blood donations frequently, but not with his own blood.
4. Chuck Norris got mad at dinosaurs just once. Only once.
5. When Chuck Norris was born, his fist was clenched; inside was a birth control pill. Nothing gets past Chuck Norris.
 
Sad news. Chuck is an American institution so I mean no disrespect when I ask how tough is Dick Van Dyke to outlive Chuck by 14 years?

 
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