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Nice. You have more gifts under there than we'll probably have. We've both gotten to the point of "What the hell else do I really need?"
I ask my wife to give me a carton of cigarettes, and bottle of booze, and some ammunition every year, but she keeps forgetting for some reason.
Nice. You have more gifts under there than we'll probably have. We've both gotten to the point of "What the hell else do I really need?"
I ask my wife to give me a carton of cigarettes, and bottle of booze, and some ammunition every year, but she keeps forgetting for some reason.
We stopped bothering exchanging gifts about 15 years ago
Pretty tree!
I was an awful snot-face about it and proclaimed our home fake tree free!
Then the kids all moved out and this reason and that reason saw us not only buying a fake assed tree but it even has lights installed already!
It looks really nice and decorating is easier. Which is good because our asshole cat and her mutant hillbilly kitten are always looking for new and exciting ways to destroy it.
I'm gonna invent some kind of blow up tree or something.
Something I've done is buy a tree with a root ball on it and then just plant it afterward. If you do it every year, you end up with quite a nice row of pretty barrier trees that look nice when it snows.
You can even get a good sized tree in a three gallon pot.
When we moved here to the outlands of the world, we spent waaaay too long clearing trees for the house and driveway and deciding which to leave where. That was way too much work to undo it.
Dang if don't seem to be a conspiracy! Real trees keep getting expensiver and expensiver, and the nice artificials do the same. Can't win.
Nice. You have more gifts under there than we'll probably have. We've both gotten to the point of "What the hell else do I really need?"
I ask my wife to give me a carton of cigarettes, and bottle of booze, and some ammunition every year, but she keeps forgetting for some reason.
We stopped bothering exchanging gifts about 15 years ago
I agree. After a point, what more do you need?
It's bigger than mine.
It's bigger than mine.
Smaller than that?
Are ya sure it ain't an earring?