CDC releases bizarre guidelines for having sex with Monkeypox

[theHawk]

What a time to be in….

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

American health chiefs say people should not have sex while they are infected with monkeypox. But for those who will ignore the guidance it has issued a checklist of the dos and donts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[TNHarley]

I like how they used a hetero couple

 

[Delldude]

Nothing about the 82% who are transmitting it?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

How about just not have sex if you have monkeypox. Good grief

 

[theHawk]

How about all gay men be quarantined from the rest of society?

 

[johngaltshrugged]

I notice they didn't mention anything about refraining from fanny packing.
Is it too politically incorrect to mention that it is passed almost exclusively by gay men having sex?

 

[badger2]

How about all gay men be quarantined from the rest of society?

The virus may have learned to target the tract that eliminates waste rather than the reproductive tract. The first human case in the world involved a family that ate monkeys, so physical contact is up for investigation:

Bokenda, 22 Aug 1970

A human infection caused by monkeypox virus in Basankusu Territory, Democratic Republic of the Congo - PubMed

This paper presents clinical and epidemiological information on a patient with smallpox-like disease, from whom a monkeypox-like virus was isolated. The patient was the first recognized human monkeypox case in medical history.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

' Monkeys are eaten by the family from time to time and considered a great delicacy. Neither parent could say with certainty whether monkeys had been eaten by the family during the month or so before A.I. developed disease.'

 

[Ralph Norton]

I notice they didn't mention anything about refraining from fanny packing.
Is it too politically incorrect to mention that it is passed almost exclusively by gay men having sex?

Yep

 

[martybegan]

How about just not have sex if you have monkeypox. Good grief

That and avoid orgies, swinging, or 4-5 different partners in a week.

Double so if you are a guy shagging guys.

 

[Delldude]

I notice they didn't mention anything about refraining from fanny packing.
Is it too politically incorrect to mention that it is passed almost exclusively by gay men having sex?

The little animation went out of it's way to include heterosexuals but skipped SS couples.
Don't want to offend......They're already up in arms about pissing off monkeys.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

What will be thought of next?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. We already have the swine flu, chicken pox, and now monkey pox. What animal will have a sickness named after it next?

 

[miketx]

What about gay shaggers from outer space?

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

What a time to be in….

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How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

American health chiefs say people should not have sex while they are infected with monkeypox. But for those who will ignore the guidance it has issued a checklist of the dos and donts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

They forgot....

DO NOT ALLOW YOUR PARTNER TO SHOOT A HUGE LOAD OF INFECTED SEMEN UP YOUR ASSHOLE.

I'm here to help.

 

[Rust_Cohle]

What a time to be in….

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How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

American health chiefs say people should not have sex while they are infected with monkeypox. But for those who will ignore the guidance it has issued a checklist of the dos and donts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

This is a disease of Faggots, Trannies and the rainbow people.

Recall how they slandered us purebloods during Coofid well its time to repay that 10 fold for all these queers with 0 self control.

 

[August West]

How about all gay men be quarantined from the rest of society?

How about you and the rest of trump`s fascists? Gay men didn`t try to overthrow our Democracy and install their own president.

 

[Delldude]

How about you and the rest of trump`s fascists? Gay men didn`t try to overthrow our Democracy and install their own president.

Obama was working on the ones who cling to their guns and religion.....
Nobody tried what you imply, either.

 

[miketx]

How about you and the rest of trump`s fascists? Gay men didn`t try to overthrow our Democracy and install their own president.

Come get us liar. I never heard of unarmed people overthrowing any government. Lol, you must know how stupid that sounds. I can just see a bunch of limp wristed fags taking over the government. Hoo hoo! Here we cooooome! Yoo hoo!

 

[Death-Ninja]

Meanwhile the Great Reset continues to murder the shit out of America,

20-Year-Old College Basketball Player Dies After 'Cardiac Event'

University of Wisconsin-Whitewater basketball player Derek Gray, 20, recently died after suffering from a "cardiac event."

www.breitbart.com

 

[Independent thinker]

How about all gay men be quarantined from the rest of society?

Yeah. Let's pretend it is the Corona. They must be locked down, fired from their jobs, and not allowed into any establishments.

 

[Resnic]

How about you and the rest of trump`s fascists? Gay men didn`t try to overthrow our Democracy and install their own president.

Yes they did. Here is one.

Gay Trump supporter Brandon Straka sentenced after participating in Capitol riot

Brandon Straka, a "former liberal," was identified by the FBI after sharing tweets and videos about his participation in the Jan. 6 attack

www.metroweekly.com

And sure, us "fascists" will quarantine ourselves here in America. And you and all the other fags can go anywhere else in the world you want.