Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew

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Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
Media·Dec 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth of a Jew.

"You've got to be kidding me," exclaimed a stunned Owens. "This whole thing -- the lights, the carols, people worshipping -- all this started because of a Jew being born? Ugh. Our entire national calendar revolves around this holiday, and no one talks about that it's all because of a Jew. And we're still pretending like they don't control everything?"

The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot to her listeners.

"Real Christians do not celebrate Christmas," said Owens the next morning as she began taping. "The fact is, if you're celebrating Christmas, you've been duped. You're just a pawn, cheering the birth of a Jew, just like they want you to. And when I say 'they', I think you know who I mean: the Jews."

At publishing time, Owens had once again gasped in dismay after learning that Easter celebrated the coming back to life of a Jewish guy.
 
Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
Media·Dec 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth of a Jew.

"You've got to be kidding me," exclaimed a stunned Owens. "This whole thing -- the lights, the carols, people worshipping -- all this started because of a Jew being born? Ugh. Our entire national calendar revolves around this holiday, and no one talks about that it's all because of a Jew. And we're still pretending like they don't control everything?"

The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot to her listeners.

"Real Christians do not celebrate Christmas," said Owens the next morning as she began taping. "The fact is, if you're celebrating Christmas, you've been duped. You're just a pawn, cheering the birth of a Jew, just like they want you to. And when I say 'they', I think you know who I mean: the Jews."

At publishing time, Owens had once again gasped in dismay after learning that Easter celebrated the coming back to life of a Jewish guy.
This will be a dead-end post as your news source is a Parody of the news media.
They bill themselves as The Babylon Bee, Fake News You Can Trust. The post fake news for humors sake.
 
Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
Media·Dec 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth of a Jew.

"You've got to be kidding me," exclaimed a stunned Owens. "This whole thing -- the lights, the carols, people worshipping -- all this started because of a Jew being born? Ugh. Our entire national calendar revolves around this holiday, and no one talks about that it's all because of a Jew. And we're still pretending like they don't control everything?"

The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot to her listeners.

"Real Christians do not celebrate Christmas," said Owens the next morning as she began taping. "The fact is, if you're celebrating Christmas, you've been duped. You're just a pawn, cheering the birth of a Jew, just like they want you to. And when I say 'they', I think you know who I mean: the Jews."

At publishing time, Owens had once again gasped in dismay after learning that Easter celebrated the coming back to life of a Jewish guy.

Not a fan of her, reminds me of Ann Coulter. A grifter, not the heart of a conservative.

Glad the Bee clocked her
 
Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
Media·Dec 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth of a Jew.

"You've got to be kidding me," exclaimed a stunned Owens. "This whole thing -- the lights, the carols, people worshipping -- all this started because of a Jew being born? Ugh. Our entire national calendar revolves around this holiday, and no one talks about that it's all because of a Jew. And we're still pretending like they don't control everything?"

The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot to her listeners.

"Real Christians do not celebrate Christmas," said Owens the next morning as she began taping. "The fact is, if you're celebrating Christmas, you've been duped. You're just a pawn, cheering the birth of a Jew, just like they want you to. And when I say 'they', I think you know who I mean: the Jews."

At publishing time, Owens had once again gasped in dismay after learning that Easter celebrated the coming back to life of a Jewish guy.
Fake news..
 
This will be a dead-end post as your news source is a Parody of the news media.
They bill themselves as The Babylon Bee, Fake News You Can Trust. The post fake news for humors sake.
Tbh it's already gone further than most posts in Satire do. :auiqs.jpg:
 
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They bill themselves as The Babylon Bee, Fake News You Can Trust. The post fake news for humors sake.


NO WAY!

Are you serious?!
 

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