I don't believe that I'd get through the day without killing anyone at the school involved with this...
Don't make jokes like that. Given your user name, someone could take your quote out of context and try to get you in trouble or investigated, reported or charged with threats. You can say "clobbered" or something clearly metaphorical or comical, but nothing that can be taken as a real threat to "strangle, kill, shoot" etc.
I would be more careful and revise your wording so it's clear it's not literal.
But it is literal.
If my child was subjected to that, yeah, someone's getting killed...
Dear
Canon Shooter
it is illegal to kill someone for this, there is Constitutional
and other laws for DUE PROCESS. Even the state has a lengthy process, even the police
must go through agreed procedures and cannot just shoot someone or kill someone.
It is a felony to make death threats also.
If you do not understand these are crimes,
if you are not competent to distinguish right and wrong,
you can argue for mental or legal incompetence.
If you do understand these are wrong, you can argue
that if someone were to harm your child in this manner,
you FEAR you would go "out of your mind" and go so insane
and out of control that you could harm someone without
your normal sense of respect and compliance with laws.
If you think this would drive you THAT crazy that you
would lose all sense of right and wrong and kill someone while
in an insane state of mind, that is still a sane statement.
But to say you would kill someone and not understand
it is felony just to threaten death, that shows either disrespect
for the law or ignorance, whether out of negligence or willful
reckless disregard or criminal intent or incompetence.
Do you understand the difference?