Can I Get You Anything?

[Madeline]

I have to run to the bank. Can I get you anything while I'm out?

 

[Gremlin-USA]

I have to run to the bank. Can I get you anything while I'm out?

A ticket to a Beach in the Caribbean would be nice

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[Madeline]

Ah, wouldn't it though?

So I go to the bank, but cannot get money because it has been robbed. I dun know where there's another branch, so I sit on da cell phone to find out hoping the cops won't nab me for loitering. Get directions, misunderstand them, drive to a crappy part of town, get lost, call again, find it, get lost, find my way home...whew!

I have been at or near the scene of two bank robberies in my whole life....both of them at that branch. I hope no one was hurt.

Man, there is some really terrible poverty here. And alot of it.

 

[uscitizen]

Likely story, glad you lost the cops in the bad part of town though

 

[Madeline]

I'd never rob a bank, uscitizen. Has to be onna the dumbest crimes ever.

 

[Foxfyre]

If you're going past Home Depot or some such, I need new drip pans for my kitchen stove.

 

[Madeline]

Black or stainless?

 

[uscitizen]

I'd never rob a bank, uscitizen. Has to be onna the dumbest crimes ever.

Just kidding of course. Bank robbing is more in Stephanie's line of work.
Anyone that can figure out how to make blue fonts must be smart

 

[Madeline]

Thankies, uscitizen.

*Whistles innocently past the blue font aside*

 

[Foxfyre]

Black or stainless?

I think for my stove probably stainless. Black works too though.

 

[Madeline]

If only everyone could be this reasonable.

LOL.

 

[Sherry]

Chili's to go bowl of chicken enchilada soup, please.

 

[Madeline]

Another reasonable request. Have you called in your order, Sherry? I hate waiting yanno.

I sense a pattern here. The men want tickets to the Caribbean...the ladies just want errands run for them. We dun need paradise...just a little help now and then.