flacaltenn
Diamond Member
I wrote this for submission to the Babylon Bee and discovered that they changed their policies. You now have to pay $10 a month to join their premium forum so you can suggest JUST TITLES to them. Which I'm told they then write themselves and give you little credit for.
So -- their loss is YOUR GAIN. Feel free to share this with friends and family at Thankgiving. Let me know how much a brawl over politics you started with it. LOL.. Would really like Gutfeld to do a skit on this with Kat and Tyrus as the tour guides.
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California “Loot and Scoot” Tours – Introductory Offer
By FlaCalTenn – November 24th, 2021
California “Loot and Scoot” Tours offers the ultimate getaway that pays YOU back. Thanks to the generosity of all Californians who voted to pass Proposition 47 in 2014, probably without a lot of thought and only from the goodness of their bleeding hearts, YOU can grab up to $950 worth of complimentary high-end merch from stores that you thought you could never afford. Although performing that act is technically still a misdemeanor, WE have selected the localities where prosecutors are doing the right thing and refusing to prosecute.
And that’s not all!!! Included in these tours, you will:
Just barge right in, pick your best items, put them with your mask and scanner into your personalized bag and toss it into the unmarked pick-up truck waiting at the curb. For EACH city selected, we will have a fantastic rendezvous site where all participants can brag about and swap their haul. For instance, in the San Francisco tour – we’ll book a meeting space in some fine Napa Valley winery. Who wants to STAY in a place like San Francisco anyways?
ACT NOW – Before the state comes to its senses!! No refunds for sudden changes in State policies.
So -- their loss is YOUR GAIN. Feel free to share this with friends and family at Thankgiving. Let me know how much a brawl over politics you started with it. LOL.. Would really like Gutfeld to do a skit on this with Kat and Tyrus as the tour guides.
****&****
California “Loot and Scoot” Tours – Introductory Offer
By FlaCalTenn – November 24th, 2021
California “Loot and Scoot” Tours offers the ultimate getaway that pays YOU back. Thanks to the generosity of all Californians who voted to pass Proposition 47 in 2014, probably without a lot of thought and only from the goodness of their bleeding hearts, YOU can grab up to $950 worth of complimentary high-end merch from stores that you thought you could never afford. Although performing that act is technically still a misdemeanor, WE have selected the localities where prosecutors are doing the right thing and refusing to prosecute.
And that’s not all!!! Included in these tours, you will:
- Be loaned a SKU tag scanner to let you KNOW FOR SURE, when you’ve bagged the legal limit.
- You will receive a decorative, padded bag with your knick-name embroidered on it with pictures of the chosen city on it in which to place your stolen stash.
- A Dr Fauci certified Covid safe ski mask to protect your anonymity and keep you healthy.
- AND a certificate for 15% off the price of your next Loot and Scoot Tour in a different California city that’s on our itinerary list.
Just barge right in, pick your best items, put them with your mask and scanner into your personalized bag and toss it into the unmarked pick-up truck waiting at the curb. For EACH city selected, we will have a fantastic rendezvous site where all participants can brag about and swap their haul. For instance, in the San Francisco tour – we’ll book a meeting space in some fine Napa Valley winery. Who wants to STAY in a place like San Francisco anyways?
ACT NOW – Before the state comes to its senses!! No refunds for sudden changes in State policies.