It is obvious you wish you had it as good as us! I have been to your piece of shit state. Stay there and enjoy the rust.
And all that based on the assumption that I, like you, read only newspapers published where I currently live. Sad for you. But not very much so.
Enjoy your ASSumption; it looks lovely on your smirking face.
Yes, I once lived in California but discovered I got to keep more than $12,000/year more of my retirement income living in a different state. It was very easy to leave California.