Did Obama misspeak?
What is the Lib explanation for Obama lying in his own bio?
CRISIS! The Obama Fluffers meet to contain this one:
Obama Fluffers (OF) read Crusader's post and cry out in pain: No no no! HOW do we manage this one?
OF strategist: What if we say that the agent just garbled up some historical facts about The ONE and created a fictional persona as the back-story for the new young serious literary talent?
OF #2: Yes. That's good. Let's go with that. And? I mean, we need more. We need an explanation . . . .
OF strategist: And either it was never given to young Barack for his review and comments OR it was given to young Barack.
OF #2: Uh. The story is getting a little murky here.
OF strategist: Ok. Ok. But IF the fictionalized biographical fluff was given to young Barack, either he failed to read it OR he simply "missed" the biographical inaccuracy about where on planet Earth he was born!
OF #2: Uh. Still not too helpful. The damn conservatives and other coherent thinkers will poke at that!
OF strategist: Ok. Ok, ok. Here it is. We can go with -- "he was never given the piece to review in the first place!"
OF #2: Better.
General Chorus of the OF: Yes. Yes. That's it. HAS to be. Send it to the press. They'll publish it as fact, sight unseen. <<All OF chuckle with assured contentment.>>