BREAKING: Obama and Curry caught talking about Nicky Manaj's ass

[MarathonMike]

During a recent golf outing, Obama and Steph Curry got into a lusty exchange about what they would do with Nicky's butt. They were caught on iPhone by an alert greenskeeper who is now being hailed as a hero for women's rights. Obama has no choice but to resign or face impeachment for this inexcusable offense. Curry was facing jail time until Nicky tweeted that it's all good and that she wants to give Steph a lap dance.

 

[S.J.]

I knew the story was bogus when I saw the part about Obama doing something with a woman's butt.