Breaking News on the Russian Investigation

[bornright]

While shopping today with my wife we met a vendor that was from Russia as you could tell by his accent. I nervously looked around to see if Mueller was watching us. I asked him if he had talked to Trump and he said "no". I asked him who he voted for and he said Hillary. This must have ended the investigation as I haven't heard anything lately about the Trump-Russian investigation.

 

[JGalt]

I'm sitting here drinking vodka tonight, so I'm pretty sure Mueller will be popping in any minute to accuse me of "collusion" with the Russians.