Breaking- New Speaker Elected on 7th Vote!!!!

[Hossfly]

In a lightening move the House elects new Speaker!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking overnight vote held by the House of Representatives, the QAnon Shaman, aka "The Buffalo Guy" has received the majority of votes required to become Speaker of the House.

"I mean, at this point, why not?" said Representative Chip Roy. "Maybe we need a guy like this to shake things up."

After being informed in prison of his surprise election, Buffalo Guy released a statement, saying: "Aw yeah! F---in' A, man! Let's do this thing! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

In Overnight Vote, Buffalo Guy Elected Speaker Of The House

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking overnight vote held by the House of Representatives, the QAnon Shaman, aka "The Buffalo Guy" has received the majority of votes required to become Speaker of the House.

babylonbee.com

 

[Kilroy2]

his resume alone qualifies him as he has a unique understanding of being in jail. Also his dress appearance is functional as anyone who disagrees will get the horns if they disagree with him. That should keep the other lawmakers in line using fear. Well they may get the horns because he feeling horny.

 

[1srelluc]

He still would look better than Fetterman over in the Senate.

 

[Roudy]

I‘m telling’ you…it’s, it‘s its’s an insurrection!