Breaking New! Police make arrests after chasing a white Brono in Dallas Texas

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Breaking News!

Police have stopped a white Ford Bronco and made a number of arrests after it was learned that the entire Democrat state Congress was attempting to leave the state of Texas to avoid doing their Constitutional duty, which is to vote for redistricting, something that democrats do not have enough votes to stop the redistricting the way they want. Al Cowlings was driving and explains, "These state democrat congressmen are all innocent I tell ya. Even though they are evading their constitutional duty to vote on issues, they do so only because they are all escaping the fascism of the democrat vote in Texas. In fact, I have to hand it to them. I had no idea so many of them could fit in a car like this, but they all said they grew up doing this all the time when they worked at a local circus before winning seats to the Texas state Congress."

 

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Well, this is good news. After Gavin Newsom opened the underground railroad to allow immigrant children to work the cannabis farms, once again after ICE shut it all down, he is now offering the railroad to be open for any state democrats wanting to flee their voting duties in Texas as well.

He is such a humanitarian.

 

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