Breaking: Democrats New Emblem: "The Condom"

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I hear that the Democrats are considering changing their emblem from a Donkey to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

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here's hoping they ship a few cases to tigerbaby.
 

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And the Republicons are keeping the elephant as their symbol because it dumps enormous loads of crap all over and just buldozes its way forward regardless. And is always tooting it's own horn.
 

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And I thought condom was the new republicon name for a republican run country?
 

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And the Republicons are keeping the elephant as their symbol because it dumps enormous loads of crap all over and just buldozes its way forward regardless. And is always tooting it's own horn.

enormous loads of crap are known as fertilizer. what does fertilizer do?? it causes things to strengthen and to grow and to produce.. so you asswipes stick with condoms to capture your craziness in a latex tube, and we'll stick with enormous loads of crap,, we'll grow better stuff than you do.
 
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Thing I never understood is why Trojan is a good name. The whole end of the story is that the Greeks got through the wall.
 

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Ahh yes. Makes sense. Because when they're in charge, the rest of us are fucked.
 

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Does it really make any difference which party is in charge?
 

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I hear that the Democrats are considering changing their emblem from a Donkey to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

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God, I wish your father had worn a condom
 

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I hear that the Democrats are considering changing their emblem from a Donkey to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

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God, I wish your father had worn a condom

He did ;)
 

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And the Republicons are keeping the elephant as their symbol because it dumps enormous loads of crap all over and just buldozes its way forward regardless. And is always tooting it's own horn.

enormous loads of crap are known as fertilizer. what does fertilizer do?? it causes things to strengthen and to grow and to produce.. so you asswipes stick with condoms to capture your craziness in a latex tube, and we'll stick with enormous loads of crap,, we'll grow better stuff than you do.

What lacks in eloquence certainly makes up for itself in enormous loads.
 

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That's an old joke, and one first crafted with Republicans in mind.
 

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