Both male and female organs

[Bob Blaylock]

What pick-up lines would he use to do that?

Probably a Toyota Tacoma or some other crappy Japanese pickup.

 

[Iceman36]

Probably a Toyota Tacoma or some other crappy Japanese pickup.

You mean the Toyota tundra that lasts a million miles and 20 years longer than your Found On Road Dead Ford?
Lol

 

[Iceman36]

A ranch is a place where cows shit.

King Ranch = King of the Cow Toilet plastered on your piece of shit Ford truck.
Lol

 

[deannalw]

Only if he gets pregnant--otherwise its just masturbation.

It'd be a hilarious fight in court over child support.

 

[Iceman36]

It'd be a hilarious fight in court over child support.

I would definitely abort if I got pregnant with my own DNA.

 

[Darkwind]

As one who has been a forklift driver, I have to say that I would much rather be that than a manager.

That said, I sure hope that nobody lets this mute donkey anywhere near a forklift nor any other dangerous piece of machinery.

yeah, like a spoon or something.

 

[Road Runner]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

How the fuck do you go to the bathroom then?

 

[Iceman36]

How the fuck do you go to the bathroom then?

Through both systems that leads to my penis.

 

[Road Runner]

Through both systems that leads to my penis.

So you stand up to pee then?

 

[Iceman36]

So you stand up to pee then?

Yes, but I spray all over the toilet if I'm not careful.

 

[White 6]

On the bright side you can go fuck yourself...

If he does, he might have to carry it to term.