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Go Harvick for his second 500 win!!
 

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If NASCAR is so racist then why was Randy Moss even allowed to be a car owner?
 

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Redneck racist sport
No Blacks In NASCAR

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race..

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run..

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
 
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If NASCAR is so racist then why was Randy Moss even allowed to be a car owner?
The Rever...UND Jack...SON shook down NASCAR for a million dollars a few years back under the guise of hiring more blacks. Never happened and he never followed up as usual....NASCAR is about performance....you either bring it or you're gone in a heartbeat....not something blacks care much for.
 
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No Blacks In NASCAR

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

:badgrin:

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race..

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run..

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
:badgrin:
 

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NASCAR isn't a sport. Who cares.
 

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I think blacks have more interest in sports that require actual skills.
 
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I think blacks have more interest in sports that require actual skills.
Let's see you drive 190mph for 3 hours within inches of 42 other cars, boy. These guys would be fighter pilots if they weren't racing in NASCAR.
 

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I am not really big into racing but if you do ever get a chance to go to The Daytona 500 it is highly recommended. I went in my early 20s with some family and friends it was a blast. Good food, and lots of drink but it is loud as hell.
 

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I think blacks have more interest in sports that require actual skills.
Let's see you drive 190mph for 3 hours within inches of 42 other cars, boy. These guys would be fighter pilots if they weren't racing in NASCAR.
and they only turn n one direction....they depend on a mechanical apparatus....not a sport.
 
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ALMOST TIME FOR THE GREEN FLAG TO DROP...

STRAP IT ON AND STRAP IT DOWN BOYS.....HERE WE GO!
 

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ALMOST TIME FOR THE GREEN FLAG TO DROP...

STRAP IT ON AND STRAP IT DOWN BOYS.....HERE WE GO!
LOL...I hate NASCAR, but I watch the Indy 500 every year...even been once.
 

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