He was on someone else’s property. He even admitted it.
Oh! Teh Horrah!
And watering their plants so they don't die! Oh! The humanity! Make it stop!
Dude, when I was a kid, this Eastern airline pilot (Ken) and his hot Swedish wife (Barbie)
gave me a key to their house and I could go through and fish off their back dock.
They were almost always gone.
I didn't have to water no plants, they wanted me to use the windsurfer, but I just wanted to fish.

Her breasts were like no fake breasts I've ever seen.
They were very big, and firm, and shaped much more beautifully than any fake ones I've ever seen.
Kinda like a bell cone?

They can't make fake breasts like she had, they were a work of God, I'm telling you, and they both knew it.
All that was off their back dock was bream and sun-something. Very similar small fish. Sun Perch, probably, oh! And Bluegill.
You could catch a mess and grill them with lemon and butter/salt n pepper.
You gotta cook 'em whole and watch out fer the little bones. Still, it ain't bad.
I'd rather do that than what I did today.