Black Man Attempts Getaway With Watermelons!

[flacaltenn]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

How do you sleep at night?

Think I should point out here that you hardly EVER catch Jewish folks poaching salmon to smoke it?

It's about to be salmon smoking time. Slather teh salmon with yogurt before smoking. And dill.

What are you?? Norwegian or something? Dill weed and yogurt?? Only on bourgeoise smoked salmon..

 

[flacaltenn]

Now he’s a waterfelon.

How do you sleep at night?

Think I should point out here that you hardly EVER catch Jewish folks poaching salmon to smoke it?

Do you know why it is so hard to poach anything from a Jew? They always have Loch's on it.

Scots have lochs. We have lox.

It was hard to concentrate when I worked at KSpaceCenter because of all the "Danger LOX" signs...

Danger LOX is a lot better than Nova...