Funny, The only thing missing fried chicken and grape soda...Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
NOT his best day. LOLThis is important enough for Fox News?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.
Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them
I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.
Are you missing the point of the post?NOT his best day. LOLThis is important enough for Fox News?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.
Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them
I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.
Sounds like something that would happen to me, if I screwed up my courage to steal a pickup full of melons. Crime doesn't pay.
You know, though, it's so tempting out in the midst of farm country where you can drive and drive and see nothing but fields of corn or melons or whatever....no houses or habitation anywhere. I went to college in farm country, and the temptation to help myself to some nice sweet corn on the cob or magnificent sunflowers was there, though I never did it.
I’m sure all those hardworking republican farmers would love to see your pumpkin head stealing there product lol click click haNOT his best day. LOLThis is important enough for Fox News?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.
Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them
I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.
Sounds like something that would happen to me, if I screwed up my courage to steal a pickup full of melons. Crime doesn't pay.
You know, though, it's so tempting out in the midst of farm country where you can drive and drive and see nothing but fields of corn or melons or whatever....no houses or habitation anywhere. I went to college in farm country, and the temptation to help myself to some nice sweet corn on the cob or magnificent sunflowers was there, though I never did it.
Yes, I got the point and I'm ignoring it.Are you missing the point of the post?NOT his best day. LOLThis is important enough for Fox News?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.
Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them
I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.
Sounds like something that would happen to me, if I screwed up my courage to steal a pickup full of melons. Crime doesn't pay.
You know, though, it's so tempting out in the midst of farm country where you can drive and drive and see nothing but fields of corn or melons or whatever....no houses or habitation anywhere. I went to college in farm country, and the temptation to help myself to some nice sweet corn on the cob or magnificent sunflowers was there, though I never did it.
A black man was caught stealing a shit load of watermelon… Now that is fucking funny. Like I said the only thing missing is fried chicken and grape soda…
NOT his best day. LOLThis is important enough for Fox News?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.
Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them
I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.
Sounds like something that would happen to me, if I screwed up my courage to steal a pickup full of melons. Crime doesn't pay.
You know, though, it's so tempting out in the midst of farm country where you can drive and drive and see nothing but fields of corn or melons or whatever....no houses or habitation anywhere. I went to college in farm country, and the temptation to help myself to some nice sweet corn on the cob or magnificent sunflowers was there, though I never did it.
Why ignore it?Yes, I got the point and I'm ignoring it.Are you missing the point of the post?NOT his best day. LOLThis is important enough for Fox News?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.
Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them
I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.
Sounds like something that would happen to me, if I screwed up my courage to steal a pickup full of melons. Crime doesn't pay.
You know, though, it's so tempting out in the midst of farm country where you can drive and drive and see nothing but fields of corn or melons or whatever....no houses or habitation anywhere. I went to college in farm country, and the temptation to help myself to some nice sweet corn on the cob or magnificent sunflowers was there, though I never did it.
A black man was caught stealing a shit load of watermelon… Now that is fucking funny. Like I said the only thing missing is fried chicken and grape soda…
Is this a story that the Left has conjured up?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Do you know why it is so hard to poach anything from a Jew? They always have Loch's on it.
Think I should point out here that you hardly EVER catch Jewish folks poaching salmon to smoke it?
Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
NOT his best day. LOLThis is important enough for Fox News?Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
Anyway, this reminded me of an article I read awhile ago about the watermelon wars that were going on when a handful of farmers were producing improved cultivars not yet available to the public, and people were stealing them like mad for the seeds. Some farmers stood guard over their fields with a shotgun and others, who wanted their sleep, injected a random number with poison and posted signs warning people. The biggest problem with the poison route was that sometimes the farmer would forget which ones he had poisoned and serve it to the family.
Bradford watermelons were so juicy and delicious, people literally used to die for them
I first saw this story on NBC affiliate KING in Seattle. I couldn’t figure out why they thought it was news for the PNW. Rather humorous, except for the thief.
Sounds like something that would happen to me, if I screwed up my courage to steal a pickup full of melons. Crime doesn't pay.
You know, though, it's so tempting out in the midst of farm country where you can drive and drive and see nothing but fields of corn or melons or whatever....no houses or habitation anywhere. I went to college in farm country, and the temptation to help myself to some nice sweet corn on the cob or magnificent sunflowers was there, though I never did it.
Me too! Driving by peach and apple orchards and thinking, just one. But again like you, I'd get a farmer that saw me and turn me in. I imagine myself sitting in jail and I ask the guy what he is in for, he says murder, he asks me what I'm in for, I say stealing an apple. I know right then, I'm a dead man.
We use to rob the farmer across the road, and we were armed with a knife. Just one knife and some salt. Grew up and one day I saw him and he said he always knew when to pick them, it was when we showed up to commit theft. I could not stop laughing he knew all along.
Chill, snowflake
Go back where you came from, snowflake
Well you know this is only natural to them. I suggest the farmer use this next time as a deterrent!
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
