Big Wallet

[Mortimer]

Song: Show me that you are charming, show that you are galant, show that you are a man, gift me various things, if you have swag put a diamond ring on my finger...



Song: buy me a mercedes, buy me a mercedes, be fair be a cavalliere, buy me a mercedes, keys on the table hunk

 

[luiza]

Get a job and shut up .

 

[cnm]

Be fair. Mort's failures have determined his transactional view of relationships.

Even with Hugo Boss SS genocidal style. Inconceivable, really.

 

[luiza]

Cut out your transactional view of relationships .
Too greedy and selfish .
See cnm --- Cadbury's Nairy Milk

He knows . Tried it with an elephant for free lifts . Ended up getting trunk calls at all hours .

 

[Woodznutz]

Always buy your wife a big diamond. If you do, she'll let you buy all the toys you want.