Biden Outperforms Nation’s Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alive

[Weatherman2020]

At least he’s accomplished one thing.

Biden Outperforms Nation's Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alive

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a press conference yesterday, Biden said he underpromised and overdelivered, claiming that he outperformed the nation's expectations for him during his first year in office.

babylonbee.com

 

[JGalt]

I thought fer sure that asshole was a goner that time his dog tripped his ass, but no suck luck.

How about this: The Secret Service and his handlers should stand down, give him the keys to his Corvette, and send him on a mission around the DC beltway to look for ice cream.

That would be the last we'd ever hear from that asshole.

 

[Weatherman2020]

I thought fer sure that asshole was a goner that time his dog tripped his ass, but no suck luck.

How about this: The Secret Service and his handlers should stand down, give him the keys to his Corvette, and send him on a mission around the DC beltway to look for ice cream.

That would be the last we'd ever hear from that asshole.

They realized what a total moron Harris is and they’re between a rock and a hard place.

 

[mudwhistle]

At least he’s accomplished one thing.

Biden Outperforms Nation's Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alive

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a press conference yesterday, Biden said he underpromised and overdelivered, claiming that he outperformed the nation's expectations for him during his first year in office.

babylonbee.com

The press actually told him they wanted to give him some easy questions....sos not to tax his patience too much.