Biden killed chickens causing egg prices to rise

During March and August of 2020, we were in the middle of a pandemic. Oil prices actually went negative for a minute.

That's why the layoffs.

And the domestic oil companies were in no hurry to resume production after the pandemic because they had suffered lower profits.


Chevron raises buybacks and says exposure to Russia is limited


Major oil companies are responding to a jump in profits this year from higher oil and gas prices by giving back more cash to shareholders, many of whom have been frustrated by years of low returns.

So far, most shale operators have signaled that they plan to put capital returns above output growth, even as U.S. oil prices crossed $100 per barrel earlier this week.



Profits before the customers.


Venezuela and Saudi Arabia also chose to keep their outputs lower long after the pandemic was over. In fact, their outputs were lower than they were during the pandemic!

But that goddam BIDEN still managed to get domestic production to the highest level EVAH. Of any country.

That BASTARD!!!
^^^ puts oil over earth

Democrats lie to environmentalists and brag about how much oil they burn.
 
I think we all know that if oil production under Trump had hit the highest level since our planet formed, he would not be shutting about it. He's be tweeting every day was a fantastic oil-gushing monster he is. And the cult would not be shutting up about it, either.

But Biden? Oh hell no! He's anti-oil. All that crude is a mirage, I tell you!

:lol:
 
Biden sucks at war

Remember when he denied Poland migs because he didn't want to escalate and ended up years later using heavy missles?
Biden did not deny Poland MiGs. He asked Poland not to give any of their MiGs to Ukraine.

As for sucking, that would be Trump with Putin's cock in his mouth.
 
^^^ puts oil over earth

Democrats lie to environmentalists and brag about how much oil they burn.
Anything to avoid giving Biden credit for the most oil in history, amiright cultist?

It just kills you, doesn't it. The most oil under that bastard Biden. It just kills you.

:lol:
 
B-b-b-b-b-b-but gas was $1.84 when Obama was sworn in!

Oh, man. That's priceless.
 
I think we all know that if oil production under Trump had hit the highest level since our planet formed, he would not be shutting about it. He's be tweeting every day was a fantastic oil-gushing monster he is. And the cult would not be shutting up about it, either.

But Biden? Oh hell no! He's anti-oil. All that crude is a mirage, I tell you!

:lol:
The world is ending around 2030.
 
Anything to avoid giving Biden credit for the most oil in history, amiright cultist?

It just kills you, doesn't it. The most oil under that bastard Biden. It just kills you.

:lol:
When it comes to mother earth Biden failed. He lied. He wasn't at war with big oil, he was in league with them.
 
America, listen here.

If WEF/Democrat shillbots and NPCs aren't shouting down your post with post like these, you're not trying hard enough.

Americans consider post like these to be badges of honor.

Me :salute:
WEF /Democrat is something you made up. Don't even know what NPC is.

But your posts are so downright ignorant. It takes a special kind of stupid to wear them "like a badge of honor"
What are you talking about? This is what I've learned reading this thread!
Are you suggesting the whole point of this thread is to promote made-up nonsense?
well….yeah!
 
Biden did not deny Poland MiGs. He asked Poland not to give any of their MiGs to Ukraine.

Biden said no migs. That was Putin's order. He bought Hunter's art.

As for sucking, that would be Trump with Putin's cock in his mouth.
^^^ perverted freak
 
You see, the reason you aren't suffering from cognitive dissonance right now, as you should be, is because that would require cognition on your part.
Actually the reason I'm not suffering from cognitive dissonance is because I don't hold any beliefs that are contradictory to sound logic, facts, or any of my other beliefs.

You on the other hand, are confronted with contradictory beliefs. The Democrats flat out pronounce that they going to make your energy bills skyrocket. Then they skyrocket. You felt that pinch at the pump like everyone else. It's causing you cognitive dissonance because supporting the Democratic party is contradictory to your best interests.

And due to your cognitive dissonance, you are stuck in a loop like a frozen computer. You must dodge my question because the answer will make you blow a fuse.
 
More made up BS from a Putin supporter.
 
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Now that Trump is back in office, chickens will taste better, and there will be one in every pot.

Every egg will have two yolks. Orange, of course.
Wow!

I never would have believed that because it sounds like hyperbole. So I performed a controlled experiment here in by own test kitchen/laboratory.

The results were nothing short of miraculous. Not even two weeks in office and evidence shows significant progress is already happening.

In my controlled scientific experiment I cracked open 4 eggs into a bowl. In the control group before Trump's inauguration I got 4 yolks out of 4 eggs. Just as expected right? 1 egg, 1 yolk.

However, now when I crack open 4 eggs I get this...

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Count them! There's 5 yolks! :disbelief:

That is a 25% increase in yolk count. I don't know how he accomplished that. Perhaps it was in one of those historic executive orders? :dunno:
 
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